Pseudo-Petrarchan Sonnet on a President Is a Wish Away from Being a King by Shane McCrae
killing bad guys isn’t an exact Science believe me
Pseudo-Petrarchan Sonnet on a President Is a Wish Away from Being a King
by Shane McCrae
I’ll tell you what’s what’s an official act an Official act is sure if maybe sure Maybe I kill a guy if I deter -mine he’s a threat to the country it’s a fact Now killing bad guys isn’t an exact Science believe me folks I wish it were But wishes are for history to bur -den with the consequences of bold action That’s in a draft of the Project Twenty Twenty -Five plan book thing Steve said it was he says It means it doesn’t matter why I do Anything what I do what matters is I win now Steve’s a smart guy he knows plenty It’s a good plan I think it’s coming true
First published in ONLY POEMS (September, 2024)





Wild to think this was written before we were living P25. Poets, always ahead of the curve.
So witty. And I'm glad to see Pseudo Sonnet. Tired of poets passing off non-sonnets as sonnets, even if it's me writing them. Or is it I?